Terrygate

Love the fact The Mail Online ran a live text on John Terrys every move during the Chelsea Burnley match; the perfect opportunity to shoehorn in as many innuendos as possible... and some that I think have have just been unintentional.
A selection thereof:

17.25 Assistant Manager Ray Wilkins says Terry wanted to play and they have no concerns because 'John has his football head on'.
17.30 Terry goes around his team-mates, giving them encouragement and shouting advice, presumably not about their love life.
17.43 Terry has time and space to watch the ball roll harmlessly out of play - he's had an easy ride so far.
17.46 Tweats saying Terry had to be consoled by staff on the team coach as he read the papers. A source: 'He was in bits.'
17.52 Terry goes up for a free kick, It's up in the air but goes over his head - just like most things.
18.09 TV pundit Royle - 'Terry's so big, he can handle anything'.
18.13 Terry commits a a foul. Burnley fans chant: 'Same old Terry, always cheating!'
HT So far, so good for Terry and Chelsea. Bet he would like to play away at Burnley every week.
Ray Stubbs on ESPN: 'If he (Terry) gets a 2nd yellow card, it could be the worst weekend in the history of man'.
Another great chant: 'Chelsea where ever you may be, don't leave your wife with John Terry'
18.35 Early touch for Terry in the second-half, greeted with boos from the Burnley faithful.
19.00 TV pundit Royle says Chelsea's subdued display could be linked to the Terry affair - you don't say.
19.12 TERRY SCORES! You couldn't make it up. A bullet header from the edge of the box. But no celebration.

Note: I'm not a Daily Mail reader.