During a phone call to my dad he piped up with, "You're literally throwing your money down the drain." I said I wasn't, but the old boy stuck to his guns and insisted that I'm physically feeding London's sewers with fist-fulls of loose change and the odd fiver.
Of couse the master of this art form is Jamie Redknapp. Proof:
• “Messi literally sends people out of the stadium with his skill.”
• “Centre forwards have the ability to make time stand still. And when Chopra got the ball, it literally did just that.”
• “This new ball is going quicker than ever - it literally explodes off the player’s foot.”
• “Craig Bellamy literally turns into a greyhound.”
• “He’s literally left Ben Haim for dead there.”
• “He had to cut back inside onto his left, because he literally hasn’t got a right foot.”
He says it so much I'm suprised he didn't slip it into the scandalously-cheated-out-of-a-Canne-Gold Thomas Cook ad.
If I ever see Jamie Redknapp in person I will literally rip his head off.
Tuesday, 27 July 2010
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