Go buy the book

This one to be precise. It's brilliantly creative and laughably random. There no hint of a theme or anything linking the pieces it's just poems, lists, thoughts and bizarre scenarios cooked up by the genius that is Tim Key.

You'll get the jist if I mention a few of the page titles:
"Animals I could fit into",
"How to behave if you're trapped on an island with a giant (but the giant is ill)",
"Ideas for some clothes etc. that Gordon Brown could wear - which he wouldn't wear - but which if he did (loosen up and) wear he would have me in absolute stitches"

I could go on and on as Key is a hero of mine, but I'll leave you with his idea for a "Possible advert". Click to enlarge.