10 things to throw at Account men*

1) Pentel markers.
2) Tip-ex (lid off).
3) Fruit. Ones that explode on impact are best; oranges, grapes, brownish bananas etc.
4) A pot plant.
5) A punch.
6) Random product samples that are knockin about. With a bit of luck you've been working on Tefal frying pans or some such object that holds a bit of comedy value when hurled.
7) Leftover champagne corks and/or bottles.
8) Furniture. Chairs are good, as are those little filing cabinets you sometimes get.
9) Chopped up bits of eraser. More continuous method of attack, this one, but it'll annoy 'em all the same.
10) That giant fuck-off ball of blue-tac you've been compiling.

*Applies to Account women too. I’m not sexist.