Thursday, 26 November 2009

[slowly losing the will to live]


Creatives inboxes often get bombarded with pointless tatt attempting to brown nose in an extremely annoying hard-selly way. But I can't help but find this one hilarious... because when it comes to shameless self promotion, this e-mail from Riviera Entertainment Ltd (John Terry's management company) takes the biscuit. And eats it.
If you click on the image, then click again to zoom in, you can read through an unashamed list of all the qualities that the England captains posesses.
They seem to have left 'greed' off the list though. Interesting that, considering the degree of whoring oneself out the very same e-mail manages to accomplish... but I suppose it's a necessary step to take if you need to supplement your £150,000-plus a week wage. I'd rather Harold Shipman endorsed my brand.

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